YouTube Roundup #1

Aaaarrrggghhhh! I’ve been resisting doing this for a long time. I’m not quite sure why. I guess I just didn’t want this blog to turn into a suppository of YouTube and Wikipedia links. Oh well. I guess there’s no point in holding out though. These need to be shared with the world!

This one is going to be reeeeeeeaaaaally long because I decided I’d include my all time favorite YouTube vids, and - SURPRISE! - there are a ton of them! Next time will be shorter, I promise. Also, I’m only posting videos here that are at least a little bit obscure and that I haven’t posted before (either on this blog or on Weirdvertising, my LJ community).

Still, there’s hundreds of videos I feel bad leaving out, but I don’t want to overwhelm you too much. If you want, feel free to take a look at my favorites. I also had to make two playlists to act as overflow favorites lists, since YouTube only lets you save 500 videos!

I’M ADDICTED TO YOUTUBE!

- Harmony Korine on David Letterman
- harmony korine on letterman 95
- John Waters - No Smoking
- Lyrebird
- Valentine for Perfect Strangers
- Let’s Paint,Excercise,& Blend Drinks TV!
- F You Baltimore
- Mom Spanked the Gay Out of Me
- Periods 101 - Instructional Video on Menses
- Tom Rubnitz - Pickle Surprise
- Tom Rubnitz - Strawberry Short-Cut
- One Got Fat 1963 Bicycle Safety
- Cop Ghost Rides The Whip
- What’s Your Problem?
- Trailer de “Rabi Papa” de Miki Shunichiro
- Colin’s Bear Animation (watch this 10 times in a row)
- Drawing Restraint 9 Trailer: Director’s Commentary
- Jonas Mekas 365 Films April 3, 2007 (w/ Harmony Korine)
- Slug Sex
- Night Flight mutant muscles
- People in Order (correct version)
- Ata Kak
- Hillarious jumping spider mating behaviour
- Nope
- 12 bent Pikachu orchestra +1
- Not a dick in a box…
- inekte basit vulva dikisi
- Reba Schappell - “The Fear of Being Alone”
- WAR NEWS THE END
- Mike Nesmith and Frank Zappa
- Bad Hair - nice scene from a japanese Horror Movie
- CNN- Nancy Grace blooper
- Lawnmower Man
- Urban duel
- Christian Dior’s Jewelry Island in Second Life
- soup torture
- Moron Movies - How to Aggravate
- Special Poetry Slam - Bears and my BODY
- Special Poetry Slam - Elvis
- Worst Comedian Ever
- funniest mike tyson moments
- BAMAN PIDERMAN
- ECW fans throw tons of chairs to Cactus Jack(CLASSIC MOMENT)
- Ethan Preaching
- not funny(how to be)
- Jon Jon’s Dream
- 20 minutes to go

A Summation of Youtube In It’s Entirety

If I wanted to introduce someone to Youtube who had never heard of it before, first I’d show them this:

And then I’d show them this.

And then I’d tell them to follow the instructions on this homemade sign posted on a lawn somewhere in suburban Seattle:

Gilgamesh for Apes

Crystalpunk has translated the epic of Gilgamesh, the oldest known work of literature, into the pictorial language being taught to certain great apes in primate centers in the US and Japan. Fascinating, inspiring, and beautiful.

“It is far from certain what these apes will make of this text if it would be presented to them. Hopefully they would recognize the lexigrams as similar to those they have been taught to use, but I do not know if the convention of reading (from left to right and from top to bottom) means anything to them. […] But I do present this version of Gilgamesh in the good faith that some day, many generations from now, some ape will enjoy the experience of meeting Gilgamesh. At the moment, perhaps, this story will appear to them like the Jabberwocky poem appeared to Alice (in wonderland): ‘Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas–only I don’t exactly know what they are! However, SOMEBODY killed SOMETHING: that’s clear, at any rate–’.”

Get it.

More Batman

Saw The Dark Knight again last week. Didn’t like it as much the second time. Got a lot of thoughts running around my head. Here’s some stuff to chew on:

- John Pistelli offers an overwrought expression of a valid criticism (in which he misinterprets just about everything he cites yet still manages to raise some good questions). The comments may be more valuable than the article itself.

“while I do confess that as an anarchist, I cringed every time someone in the film associated the word ‘anarchy’ with the Joker and his vision of chaos overcoming order, I recognize that like it or not this is how the public sees ‘anarchy’ thanks to centuries of conditioning to see order as synonymous with the State. Thus, I don’t count it as a strike against the film or its makers.”

- Seeing how often the word “anarchy” is used as a synonym for “chaos” throughout the film (not an uncommon mistake, in Hollywood or the real world), I’d be curious to read more Anarchist interpretations of it. If anyone knows of any, please post them. Personally, I was far less bothered by Joker’s (mis)use of the term than V’s. But that’s a whole ‘nother thing.

- K-punk counters accusations of the film being neo-con apologetic/agit-prop (plus a bit about Ledger/Romero vs. Nicholson/Moore).

- K-punk’s readers counter K-punk. (I found the last line of the last letter, implying the futility of ambiguity in Hollywood cinema, overly cynical - as if ideological certainty, of any variety, was preferable to discussion)

- What’s with Batman’s voice?

- Soundcheck talks with Jon Burlingame and Hans Zimmer about TDK’s relatively un-heroic soundtrack.

Alright. I’m done with this movie. Moving on.

Nervous Cop - Nervous Cop (2003)

Considering they have what may be the greatest band name in the history of music, it’s sort of a shame that Nervous Cop was nothing more than a one-off recording project. That fact seems even more unfortunate when you consider the participants: Hella drummer Zach Hill, Deerhoof drummer Greg Saunier, Deerhoof electronics guru John Dieterich, and a pre-Milk-Eyed Joanna Newsom. And if a drums, drums, electronics, and harp quartet sounds like an odd proposition to you, then you’re absolutely right. This album is pretty much the definition of an “acquired taste.”

The first time I heard this album, I very quickly wrote it off as pretentious garbage: musical gibberish. It was only a few years later that I was lying in bed, suffering from insomnia, and decided to turn on my iPod and listen to something to maybe help lull me to sleep. Why I chose this particular album I have no idea, but it certainly didn’t do what I was hoping it would. Instead, in the pitch black of my room, my attention wholly focused on the sounds coming from my headphones, I became enthralled by what I heard.

Nervous Cop demands your full attention. Hill and Saunier don’t make things easy. Their drumming doesn’t follow any conventional rules of rhythm. Far more concerned with sheer energy than with keeping a beat, the percussion ebbs and flows in waves and gushes of clamor and din. Occasionally, crashes of cymbals become ambient background hiss. At other times the two drummers appear to be duking it out - launching volleys of percussive gunfire in each others direction. There are moments where it sounds as if they have a hundred drum kits at their disposal, and aren’t playing them but rather throwing them down endless flights of stairs as quickly as they can manage. Often the drum sounds are electronically processed and manipulated - strange effects are applied; panning and volume are played with; the attack and decay of the individual sounds themselves are clipped off or tinkered with. Dieterich’s subtle blipping, beeping, gurgling, and chirping electronics closely resemble his electronic contributions to Deerhoof tracks such as “Dog on the Sidewalk” (the last 30 seconds of that song, in fact, sound strikingly similar to several songs on this album). Newsom doesn’t come into the picture until track 6, “Frank vs. Frank,” which also happens to be the most structured (that’s speaking very very relatively) and most “successful” track on the album. Her playing style here is markedly different from what you might expect. It has far more of a classical and avant-garde influence than usual, with more of a focus on texture, and often wanders into grim and dissonant territory. Her trademark vocals are totally absent.

I suppose it’s worth mentioning that Nervous Cop was originally born as a very different beast. Mutual admirers of each others’ playing styles, Hill and Saunier had long planned to collaborate. This album began rather simply as the recorded documentation of a ferocious jam session between the two drummers. The recording was then chopped to shreds and pasted back together by Hill or Saunier or both.* Later, Hill asked his friend Joanna - then keyboardist for The Pleased and not yet famous - to contribute some harp. There were a couple more attempts at remixing before Saunier asked fellow Deerhoof-ian Dieterich to add electronics. A few digital re-workings later and what we’re left with is Nervous Cop. I don’t know if knowing that makes it more or less surprising, then, that many moments on the album manage to capture the same feeling of inspired spontaneous group interaction that only the best free improvisers can achieve.

Nervous Cop - Nervous Cop
1. Setting the Bushes on Fire (0:34)
2. Rice Precipitation (0:36)
3. Nonrum Nonproblem (1:06)
4. Get Wolf Boy and Get in Context (0:38)
5. Ill Pearls (4:31)
6. Frank vs. Frank (7:32)
7. Colorchains of Outer Space (3:36)
8. Nuflesh, Old Thirst (7:55)
9. Pow Strikes Pow Implosion (0:54)
10. The Hawk Feeds You to Feed Itself (5:12)

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* information regarding the story behind this album is very difficult to come by, and if you have any links or articles or interviews or anything, please send them.

Boredom_babies

So I made a Flickr.

It has pretty much every visual thing I’ve created in the past four years that doesn’t completely suck on it. You might have to go a few pages to get past all the dumb Photoshopping I did this summer though.

Wikipedia Roundup #2

I was wrong about that first one being longer than usual. In order to avoid posting one of these things every other day, they’re probably just going to get longer and longer as they continue. Oh well!

Sex-positive feminism
Robert Hendy-Freegard
Joey Skaggs
Practical joke
Enchanted forest
Jumping Frenchmen of Maine
Fatal familial insomnia
Cannon fodder
Lucid dream
The Word Hoard
Post-postmodernism
Slash fiction
Derealization
Hayao Miyazaki: Themes and devices
Abdul-Aziz ibn Myatt
The Experience Machine
Praxeology
Transhumanism
Posthumanism
Appeal to nature
Film grammar
Authenticity (philosophy)
Cognitive dissonance
Freethought
Definitions of fascism: Umberto Eco
Category: In-jokes
Anarky
Colonial mentality
Pit of despair
Emperor Norton
Feral child
Exploding whale
Free improvisation
List of comic book drugs
Monsanto
net.art
Evil clown
Graphic notation
Cognitive Constraints on Compositional Systems
Extended technique
Mains hum
Family resemblance
Diggers (theater)
Theatre of Cruelty
Robert A. Heinlein: Ideas, themes, and influence
Pirate utopia
Bonobo
Grand Guignol
Deception
Dysfunctional family

The Dark Knight (2008)

I was expecting this movie to be good… great, even. But even with such high expectations, I was still blown away. The Dark Knight isn’t just a good superhero movie. Or a good blockbuster. It sets the bar for superhero movies. It is almost without a doubt the best superhero movie ever made. And for my taste, it’s the best blockbuster action film since at least the early-nineties.

The dilemma with being a filmmaker/film geek and watching multi-million dollar Hollywood-fare is that I’m often forced to shut off my mind a bit just to enjoy the film. When I say that I “like” a Hollywood film, it typically means that I’m not holding it to the same rigorous standards I would say, an art house film. This is not at all the case with The Dark Knight. This film is what a Hollywood film SHOULD be. It demonstrates the incredible potential of the “genre,” and in doing so, puts everything before it to shame. It demonstrates that such a film can be simultaneously intelligent, artful, and entertaining. That “high” and “low” can co-exist in a single work of art, each element fueling the other. That it’s okay to take risks; to ask the audience challenging questions; to assault the certainty of their morality; to display an ethical ambiguity and relativity that far transcends the “good vs. evil” cliché.

Of course, it’s Ledger’s Joker that drives the film - stealing it from Batman himself, even. The rest of the cast is fantastic as well, but Ledger delivers a performance that borders perfection. He IS the Joker. It’s completely terrifying. His interpretation of the character is the perfect villain. He is a force of nature, a self-described “dog chasing cars,” with no back story and no real motivation. “Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.” He is without empathy. A pure manifestation of our most anarchic and anti-social desires. Chaos incarnate. Furthermore, he’s supremely intelligent. He understands the game, on a level that most audience members likely don’t even understand. A sociopath with a grasp on reality firmer than the “heroes” he fights. He recalls Haneke’s Peter and Paul in his humor and audience-baiting, Kubrick’s Alex in his sadistic cool and illicit appeal, and Lucas’ Palpatine in his intimate understanding of the darker side of human nature and his attempts to draw the hero to that side (urging him to break his “one rule” - against murder). Contrasting with this understanding, however, is the fact that he cannot be understood. He is essentially an enigma, allowing no real insights into his psychology. In fact, he mocks our attempts to make sense of him - wittily changing his back story multiple times in a move that is hilarious and brilliant. Such a trick insults the audience’s expectations of a dime-store psychological explanation for the villain’s zeitgeist and motives (abusive father, etc.). Part of the reason Ledger’s Joker is so appealing is that he’s so frustratingly elusive. “Do you want to know how I got my scars?” he asks his victims (and us, by proxy). We DO want to know. The catch, of course, is that we’ll never find out.

Batman has his own set of issues. In the first ten minutes of the film we learn that there are Batman impersonators who attempt to emulate their hero and fight crime themselves. “What makes you any different from the rest of us?” one impersonator asks. “I’m not wearing hockey pants,” Batman responds. Despite being diffused with a joke, it’s a piercing question. What makes Batman’s vigilantism legitimate? (His response seems to indicate a smug belief that it’s the money - Batman can be Batman because Batman is Bruce Wayne, a billionaire) Is it in fact legitimate? Who or what decides? Public opinion? One interesting aspect of the Batman universe is that the character has typically been portrayed as not always favored (and sometimes hated) by the public he aims to protect. A sentiment best epitomized by the iconic Gotham Times headline: “Batman: Savior or Menace?” The Dark Knight plays up this aspect of the character to the extreme. In one pivotal scene, Wayne is forced to weigh the consequences of turning himself in to police versus the potential death of hundreds or thousands. In another, Batman constructs a mass surveillance system that allows him to monitor the entire city illegally - a technology that Wayne Enterprises C.E.O. Lucius Fox staunchly disapproves of. Bale’s Batman is a totally contemporary anti-hero, and the film feeds on distinctly 21st century fears about terrorism as well as overreaching, corrupt, and ineffective government.

All of this amounts to a thrilling, thoughtful, and unapologetically dark exploration of morality, senseless aggression, social order, vigilantism, revenge, crime & punishment, security vs. privacy, the monopoly on force, and more. The film is completely unrelenting in it’s questioning: how far would one be willing to go to achieve order? What is worth sacrificing in the name of justice? How does a society balance peace and security with freedom? In it’s ability to rapidly assault the viewer with often contradictory moral challenges while remaining continually exciting, it reminds me of Peckinpah’s Straw Dogs. Although it certainly won’t ignite the kind of controversy that film did, it does touch upon topics of human nature and the very foundations of society itself (topics most Hollywood films vehemently attempt to ignore) with audacity and artistry that far surpass what would ordinarily be expected of a film of this budget and exposure level.

The Dark Knight sets a new bar for commercial cinema. And that bar is very very high. I’m looking forward to seeing what the Hollywood dream factory will come up with next if this is what they have to measure themselves to. Because there’s absolutely no reason that every studio film can’t aspire to this level of quality. If there was any doubt before, The Dark Knight definitively proves not only that it can be done, but that it can be done without sacrificing a shred of entertainment value, and perhaps more importantly, that it can make money.

Wikipedia Roundup #1

I read Wikipedia a lot. Like… A LOT a lot a lot. I always want to share things I read but there’s just so many things that it’s overwhelming. That’s why from now on I’m going to be posting a periodic “Wikipedia Roundup” on this blog, wherein I list some of the most interesting articles I’ve read lately. This one is probably a little bit longer than it would usually be because it’s the first. Oh yeah, and feel free to share your own finds in the comments.

List of fatal alligator attacks in the United States by decade
Youth rights
Taking children seriously
June and Jennifer Gibbons
Clanging
Kamuniak
Cannibals by nationality
Dock Ellis
The Day the Clown Cried
Michael Larson
Acoustic Kitty
God helmet
Ganser syndrome
Lists of people by cause of death
Gaia hypothesis
Humanzee
Confabulation
Childhood amnesia
List of people who have disappeared
High five
Cool (aesthetic)
Contest to kill 100 people using a sword
Brandon Vedas
Fan death
Endosymbiotic theory
Transformers technology
Jean Meslier
Pirahã people
Constructed language
Anti-psychiatry
Icarus Project

“…if design is merely an inducement to consume, then we must reject design; if architecture is merely the codifying of [the] bourgeois model of ownership and society, then we must reject architecture; if architecture and town planning is merely the formalization of present unjust social divisions, then we must reject town planning and its cities…until all design activities are aimed towards meeting primary needs. Until then, design must disappear. We can live without architecture…”

- Adolfo Natalini

Should I start posting quotes here (more often)? I have a ton.

I’d considered posting them on Blog, but I feel like they’d get lost in the shuffle.

This blog has been kind of stagnant-ish for a while and I think it might be in need of a little bit of a change. And I suppose it’s better than posting nothing, yeah?