The Lawnmower Man (1992)

Before watching for myself, I had only heard three things about The Lawnmower Man:
1) It has nothing to do with the Steven King story.
2) Somebody has virtual reality sex.
3) It’s not a good movie.
After watching the film, although I can confirm those first two points, I have to disagree emphatically with the last one. Obviously, I understand why someone would hate this film. I especially understand why a cinephile or a filmmaker would hate this film. And by most conceivable definitions of the word, it is by no means a “good” movie. It’s cliched, hackneyed, pretentious, portentous, over-dramatic, convoluted, and silly. And yet, not only is it incredibly entertaining, but it’s a total mindfuck. Honestly, this may be one of my new favorite movies of all time.

I think the most apt comparison I could make would be Zardoz (and not only because both star James Bond actors). Like Zardoz, The Lawnmower Man transcends standards of “good” and “bad.” It’s not merely “so bad it’s good,” but rather, half “so bad it’s amazing” and half just plain actually amazing - except usually those two halves are occurring simultaneously. I’ll spare you the schematic of my thoughts. In essence, while watching the film it’s a good idea to completely throw any ideas about intentionality out the window.
The plot amounts to what is essentially a poor man’s Videodrome, with a decent helping of Flowers for Algernon and Carrie thrown in for good measure. I can’t really elaborate on that without giving too much away, but when you watch it, you’ll know exactly what I mean, because the plot points are pretty much lifted directly from those three stories. None of the characters ever really rise above the level of generic archetypes, and whereas in most films that would most definitely be a negative thing, in this film the characters are so much generic archetypes that they become hilarious caricatures, and it becomes endlessly entertaining to watch just how cliche they’ll be next. It’s obvious that the writers paid a lot more attention to the ideas they were trying to get across than to character or narrative believability. And that’s great! Because let’s be honest, Videodrome ain’t exactly hailed for its great character development either, if you know what I mean.

And those ideas are laid on thick. Reeeaaaal thick. But (again, just as in Zardoz) that doesn’t mean they’re not interesting. Despite the bluntness, heavy-handedness, and melodrama, there’s a lot to sink your teeth into intellectually. Some familiar cyberpunk themes of the dangers of the posthuman and the blurring of boundaries between cyberspace and ‘meatspace’ are explored, as well as religious and sexual themes. One blogger interprets the primary theme of the film as being “the aspiration to become information,” and I think that’s pretty spot on. I’m sure if I was better versed in critical theory and transhumanism, I’d be able to have a field day analyzing this film to death.
Lastly, I couldn’t allow myself to finish this review without at least some mention of the RIDICULOUS special effects. Obviously, the N64-quality CGI seems incredibly dated - laughably so - but not only does it add to the nostalgic cyberpunk feel of the film, it’s also often legitimately creepy and unsettling in a way that fancier, more realistic graphics could never accomplish, thus adding to both the “so bad it’s amazing” and actually amazing factors. Not to mention how the complete lack of realism in the virtual world makes for a much more interesting contrast between that world and the real world.
Now I’m just looking forward to seeing Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe’s War!









January 18th, 2010 17:26
Did you ever watch the Real Adventures of Jonny Quest? In it they introduce this like cyber world called Quest World in it. It uses ….ever-so-slightly superior CGI for the Quest World sequences but their tumbling into the uncanny valley was equally eerie. They made running look like something incredibly difficult to do.
January 18th, 2010 17:26
also i started to write that comment and then got up and came back way later so sorry for the unusual grammar.
January 18th, 2010 17:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaJLgh66lf4
January 18th, 2010 18:35
FUCK YES I watched that show! hahaha
so good
funny story - between the ages of maybe 9 and 13 or so, for some reason I was obsessed with stationary and with xerox machines and stuff, and I would print stuff off the internet or photocopy stuff that I thought was interesting, and then I would hole-punch it and put it in these binders. I probably wound up costing my parents a ton of money doing all that (although most of the photocopying was done at my mom’s office when no one was looking). anyway, one time, at the height of my Johnny Quest obsession, I printed out pretty much the ENTIRE Johnny Quest website. they had all these pages with information on yoga and meditation and martial arts and different animals and basic computer know-how and stuff like that. it was probably over 150 pages. I did it at my aunt and uncle’s house and I think I used up an entire ink cartridge. don’t think they said anything about it but they were probably pretty pissed.
I also once asked a friend to print out this massive list of every single character from Dragon Ball/DBZ/DBGT as my birthday present. his mom didn’t think it was a good enough present, so she made him buy me a DBZ poster too, but I liked the list way better than the poster.
even more than Johnny Quest though, the VR in Lawnmower Man reminded me a lot of Reboot. that show was awesome. two or three years ago I did this elaborate trade with this guy on the internet to get a bootleg DVD set with every episode (he wouldn’t sell them for cash, so I had to buy some Sega Dreamcast game on ebay that he listed on his want list and then trade for it with that). I’ve really only watched one or two episodes since getting it though. I also traded with that same guy for the complete Pirates of Darkwater.
You’ve seen Lawnmower Man, right? I remember you telling me about the VR sex scene a long time ago, but I couldn’t remember if it had been something you’d only heard about.
January 20th, 2010 14:32
And yet, the CGI looks better than After Last Season’s.
January 21st, 2010 00:14
Oh yeah I’ve seen lawnmower man. It was a staple of sci-fi, pardon, sy-fy, back in the day. You didn’t mention how the movie which if I remember correctly features a chimp in a cyber suit and jobe going full retard.
When I was a kid I ate up all the cg shows. Did you ever see Max Steel. I remember it being pretty miserable.
January 21st, 2010 00:21
yeah chimp in a cyber suit was pretty awesome
Max Steel sounds like a pornstar name